Funny sms

Wife: I will die
Husband: I will also die
Wife: Why u want 2 die ?
Husband: Becoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi ker sakta!

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Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Masti Duur Khari Sharmay
Aay Hay!!
Girl Reply: Kali Si Surat Hath Mein Ketli Duur Khara Chilaey Chai Chai!!

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Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay
Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay :)

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close ur eyes... t
hink abt ur selfur face,
ur style,ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute

watching ahorror movie!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jangal Mein Mangal Teray Hi Dum Se Sab Ne Ya Shor Machaya Hai
Wah Re Monkey Tujhe Aj Insaan Ka "SMS" Aaya Hai


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god appun se poccha kidher jayega
heaven k hell
appun ko malom tum dost log udarich milenga jahan tum hoenga wahin appun

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Boy: Main tumko without touch kiya KISS karonga
Girl: Ya tu impossible hai
Boy: Lag gai 20 20 rupay ki ?
Girl: ok
Boy KISSED girl titely!
Girl: Tumnay tu mughay touch kia
Boy: Ya lo 20 rupay

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MOHABBAT
1 BAR HOTO APNA PAN HOTA HAI
2 BAR HOTO BHOLA PAN HOTA HAI

3 BAR HOTE DEWANA PAN HOTA HAI
OR AGER BAR BAR HOTO BARE HI KAMINA PAN HOTA HAI

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larkay walay: Ap ki beti ka naam kya hai
larki walay: Ap ki pyari, humari pyari sab ki pyari, Ram pyari.
larki walay: Ap k betay ka naam kya hai
larkay walay: Ap ka gu humara gu sab ka gu jaggu.

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U r miles away from me.
still im watching ur every movements by 3 different channels....
1) discovery
2) national geographic
3) animal planet

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A chines was in hospital,
A man went 2 see him,
chines said: CHING CHING MOU CHU CHA & died
Man went china 2 ask the meaning.
it was kutay k bachy oxygen k pipe se pair hata

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Boy: Jab mein chota sa tha tab main minaar-e-pakistan say gir gaya tha!

Girl: Acha tu phir kya hoa tha ?
Boy: Mujhe kya pata mai tu chota sa tha


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Jokes

Ek sardar sukhe khet mai boat chala raha tha

Doosra sardar "aise sardaro ne hi sardaro ka naam khrab kar rakha hai"

agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta !

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Ek aadmi librarian k pass gaya aur bola-

bhai sahab aap mujhe sucide par koe book de sakte hain

Librarian- mai aapko book nahi de sakta

aap lotange nahi ! :)

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New sms

Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Luv is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

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If I could pull down the rainbow,

I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky

to let everybody know how colorful my life is with.............



a friend like u

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Is duniya mai sab kuch bikta hai,
bas judae hi hai jo risbat nahi leti !
Marta nahi koe kisi se juda hokar,
bus yadein hi hain jo jine nahi deti !

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sms

Na sathi hai koe na sahara hai koe,

Na hum kisi k na humara hai koe,

par apko dekh kar keh sakte hain k,

1 pyara sa dost humara hai koe



To Luv some1 is madness,
2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
but being loved by some1
whom u luv is LIFE

Lovely sms

True love is like a pillow

u can hug when u r in trouble,

u can cry when u r in pain,

and u can embrace when u r happy

so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/-
buy a pillow

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Chand ne rab se chandni mangi,
Aur suraj ne rosni mangi
Humse poochi jab humari hasrat,
humne bus aapki dosti mangi !

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Tum khafa hogaye to koi khushi na rahegi,
Tere bina chirago me roshni na rahegi;
Kya kahe kya guzregi dil par,
Zinda to rahenge par zindagi na rahegi.

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Rehne de aasma zamin ki talash kar,
sab kuch yahi hai na kahi aur talash kar,
har arzu puri ho to jine ka kya maza,
jine k liye bas 1 kami ki talash kar.

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Aahista - aahista milte milte aa gaye mere itne kareeb,
jo kal tak hua karte the ajnabi,
ban gaye hain aaj wo hi mera naseeb.

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Friendship sms

Karke dosti hum kisi ko nahi bhulate,

Jindgi bhar hum dosti hai nibhate,

na ho apki dosti mai batwara.

Isliye to hum naye dost nahi banate !



Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajaenge,

dur rehkar bhi band ankhon mein nazar aenge,

hum koi waqt nahi jo bhool jaenge,

jab yar karo a jaenge


Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain,

magar hum kehte hain k achche sitare gir k..........

aap jaise

dost ban jaate hain.



A friend gives hope when life is low,

a friend is a place when u have nowhere to go,

a friend is honest,

a friend is true.

A friend is precious,

a friend is U !